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  1. Path: taco.cc.ncsu.edu!n00040-104hlb.unity.ncsu.edu!asdamick
  2. From: asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. Damick)
  3. Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.culture.gard-trask,alt.culture.jesse-garon,alt.fan.the-bob,alt.religion.kibology
  4. Subject: He who posts the most wins! (WAS: Marek / [a poem] + to Lee + Re: "wipe the donkey")
  5. Date: 26 Apr 1995 15:35:54 GMT
  6. Organization: Club BOB(c)
  7. Lines: 34
  8. Message-ID: <3nlp8q$9jt@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>
  9. References: <3nau92$h3b@mars.mcs.com> <lmerkel.798748531@BIX.com> <3nh3v5$ti@Mars.mcs.com> <lmerkel.798890283@BIX.com> <3nled0$dkj@Venus.mcs.com>
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  12. Xref: taco.cc.ncsu.edu rec.arts.poems:88156 alt.culture.gard-trask:381 alt.culture.jesse-garon:375 alt.fan.the-bob:2582 alt.religion.kibology:76880
  13.  
  14. Marek Lugowski (marek@MCS.COM) did spew forth to USENET:
  15.  
  16. : 3)  I am the spokesman for rap, my share of it.  Since my share of it is
  17. :     huge -- comparing to yours -- I am an important and influential spokesman
  18. :     for rap and things rap.  This is how it should be.
  19.  
  20. So this would mean that....
  21.  
  22. "He who posts the most gets the biggest say?"
  23.  
  24. ObPoem:
  25. Well, that has to be the dumbest, most foolish, blindest, egotistical, 
  26. ill-informed, self-centered, bigoted, Xibo-ish, Boursy-ish, FURR-ish, 
  27. SERVO-ISH, non-"Jesse", anti-good-and-decent, loudest, idiotic, insane, 
  28. non-Allowed, moronic, isolationist, poorly-worded, stupid, lame, dorky, 
  29. inane, flamebait-ish, Canter-and-Siegel-ish, alt.cuddle-ish, Richard 
  30. Lee-ish, illegitimate, hypocritical, asinine, disgusting, revolting, 
  31. repulsive, Oif, black, evil, despicable, net.bully-ish, newbie-ish, 
  32. deserving to be Warlorded, Apple III-ish, load of crock-ish, rank, 
  33. dirty, error-filled, obsolete, neanderthal, blustering, blathering, 
  34. befuddled, confused, malicious, rone-should-put-you-in-his-killfile-ish, 
  35. ill-conceived, unfounded lie I have heard this year. 
  36.  
  37. What's the difference between Marek and Santa Claus?
  38.  
  39. Santa is real.
  40.  
  41.  
  42. The BOB(c) -- You are hereby sentenced to alt.cuddle 
  43.               for the rest of your bloody unnatural life.
  44.  
  45.  
  46.  
  47.                       The Most Dangerous Man on USENET
  48.  
  49.